HAIRTASTROPHE!

A hairtastrophe it is! I thought I made that up but I just checked urban dictionary and it's already in there, so much for making millions off of a catch phrase.

But seriously there is no way to describe the state that my hair is in. So just as I was all ready to buy stock in Miss Jessies' curling pudding... It did me wrong. Well it's more like I did it wrong.

I used it last friday for a twist-out. And I LOVED it. Loved it, loved it, loved it. So much that I went and bought the large tub at a whopping $38. huh??? yeah I know but trust it's fab.

Anywho fast forward. I washed my hair last night. Because of course it got all dry and jacked after dance and I was determined to figure out what else I could do with my hair that didn't involve the four hour twist-out session. So I thought... FLAT TWIST.

"Surely it must work." "It used to work when I had a perm, it will probably come out even better!" "My girlfriend who is also natural does it all the time." "For goodness sakes there girls all over youtube™ demo'ing that ish. So it can't be that bad."

Oh yes it can! Indescribable + Unpresentable.

So I had to re-wet and quickly re- twist (much larger than I usually do). The only salvageable part is the very back. which I'm sure is getting dried out as I sit under this dryer for an hour. YES. It's 9:20 a.m. and I'm on my living room floor under my hooded dryer! YES. I should be at the very least on the train, if not at my desk!!

So now I'm about to log on remotely and send out some emails with the hopes that no one realizes that I'm not actually at my desk.

Lesson learned: no experimenting on a 'work-night'

Question of the day: is it ghetto to undo your twist @ work? lmbao